The Internet is funny....

We still don’t have flying cars, but every day it seems like more and more sci-fi tech is getting defictionalized. The chainsaw bayonet, for instance, is a real thing, and while you won’t be able to mount it on a real Lancer, you can strap it to your AK-47. You do have an AK-47, don’t you? Ideally for use in the zombie apocalypse, the Doublestar Zombie X Chainsaw Rail Attachment is surprisingly quiet and runs on a stock-mounted battery rather than messy, flame-prone gasoline.

 This particular model has a few other features as well, including a EOTech Zombie Stopper XPS2-Z Holographic Sight which gives you a biohazard sign instead of your normal crosshair; another zombie apocalypse must. Whether or not that electric chainsaw really packs a punch or whether it’s really just a glorified hedgetrimmer is anyone’s guess, and as of now, you’ll have a hard time finding out. Doublestar’s previous effort, the DSC Zombie Slayer, sold for $1,249.99 but the Zombie X, for the moment, isn’t for sale. You can bet that if it does go up though, it’s going to cost a pretty penny. Then again, your survival in the zombie-ridden wilderness of the end days is priceless.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=dbA9W0eOpbY

http://www.geekosystem.com/real-chainsaw-bayonet/

epic4chan:

super great:

3 pies baked into a 3 layer cake - “As a fat guy, I feel like I’ve just looked upon the face of god. It was terrible yet beautiful at the same time, and I wept at the sight of it.”  画

want.

visualcocaine:

The effects of a Twin Turbo Lamborghini Gallardo.

WINNING.

(via visualcocaine)

serenissimaluna:

Harrison Ross

(via the-mighty-chewbacca)

ratsoff:

(via ilovecharts.)

TRUE.

This will be added to my personal list of the greatest things the internet has to offer.

EPIC

(via damnthatswhack)

9gag:

The Day The Janitor Quit

thedailywhat:

Kickass Cake of the Day: Put your boring day-after-Thanksgiving sandwich on hold this year and try out CHOW’s Thanksgiving Turkey Cake instead: Layers of ground turkey, sausage stuffing, mashed potatoes, and cranberry sauce coated with more mashed potatoes, a layer of sweet potatoes, and a cup-and-a-half of mini-marshmallows.

Gravy optional.

[geekologie.]

rukusrazor:

Get to know a shitty genre

This edition: Crabcore
Yeah, this is a real thing. Just YouTube search for “crabcore”. It’s made famous by a group of half-assed metal-derp called “Attack Attack” - if you can watch the entire original video in it’s entirety, I’ll… I’ll… I dunno. I’ll give you something. Your melted eyeballs and ears will be all the proof I need.

Re-blogged from underkill

underkill:

(for buzz, steph, boo, mary, heather, and john.)

“For the most part, Crabcore is an offshoot of Christcore, with similar hairstyles, v-necks, tight pants and religious beliefs. It appears the only difference between the two (besides excessive vocoder usage, eurodance beats and unnecessary breakdowns every 30 seconds) is that followers of the crabcore persuasion will squat like a girl taking a piss in the woods during their power stances.

Much like the locomotion, macarena, watusi, cabbage patch, mashed potato, and even the urkel, the crabcore craze will be over sooner than it started. Ripped denim crotches everywhere are thankful.”